Lexi when getting out of the bath tonight.
“I’m frozen salted!”
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old
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Lexi gets me with this all the time now…
Me: “Hey who wants dessert?”
Both Kids: “I DO, I DO!”
Lexi: “You know who doesn’t like dessert Daddy?”
Me: “Who?”
Lexi: “Aliens!”
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old
Driving home from daycare at a stop sign…
Me: “Hey look, Papa is right behind us…I wonder where he is going?”
Lexi: “Maybe he is coming to clean our house!”
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old
While sitting on the toilet…
Lexi: “Counting toes makes you have to pee.”
At dinner tonight.
Me: “Good manners Ashlyn.”
Lex: “You know who doesn’t have good manners daddy…”
Me: “Who?”
Lex: “Aliens.”
Me: “Why is that?”
Lex: “Because they don’t go swimming.”
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old
On the way to daycare this morning in the van.
Lexi: “DADDY! Look a squirrel shadow!”
Me: “WHERE?”
Lexi: “Ya missed it.”
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old
This one is for anyone who doubts that kids thrive on routine. After daycare Lexi and I were playing GO FISH and out of the blue she said…
Lexi: Daddy, don’t you have to poop now?
Me: Actually I went at work today but thanks for asking!
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old
During a dance party Ashlyn spun herself around until she was really dizzy and then ran head first into the wall.
My Reaction: ASHLYN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Lexi: I think she was trying to pass through it!
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old
Unprovoked.
Lexi: Daddy, why do we need toes.
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old
Me: Lexi, calm down, mommy is just teasing you.
Lex: No she’s not daddy…STOP YOUR RUCKUS.
Me: HEY MISTER, STOP YOUR RUCKUS.
Lex (louder): NO DADDY STOP YOUR RUSKISS!
Me: Quiet down buster.
Lex: Eat my dust daddy.
— Lexi Peever - 4 years old